Hunting’s not a joke, but hunters and game agents are!
By Peter Muller, C.A.S.H. VP
Why does it take longer to make a snowman representing a hunter than a snowman representing a truck driver?
Because it’s time-consuming to hollow out the head.
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Why is it hard to convict hunters of a crime even if there is a ton of forensic evidence?
Because almost all hunters have the same DNA.
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Why did a hunter spend too much time watching TV?
Because it took him 2 hours to watch “60 minutes.”
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A hunter was urged on a call-in radio program to just speak his mind. He complied, but remained speechless.
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When a hunter saw the sign “NC-17” (under 17 not admitted) at a movie theater, he called up 16 hunting buddies to join him.
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Why does it take a hunter one hour to eat breakfast?
Because he usually spends 45 minutes staring at the orange-juice container that is marked “concentrate.”