Q. What’s the difference between Betsy DeVos and a Grizzly Bear?
A. Betsy DeVos is an actual threat to school children.
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Q. What’s the most terrifying word a hunter can mutter while hunting with his kids?
A. “Oops!”
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A hunter stumbled upon another hunter who was on the ground moaning. The hunter asked, “What happened to you?” The guy’s jaw seemed to be broken, but after he was able to pull himself together enough to sputter, he explained, “I was wondering why the mountain lion kept getting bigger and bigger…then I found out.”
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Q. What’s fawn-colored and looks good on a hunter?
A. A mountain lion.
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A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed “Here lies a man with a big heart and a good hunter.” The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked, “Mommy, why did they bury two men there?”
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