Two hunters are sitting at a bar when an anti-hunter comes in and sits next to one of them and says, “Want to hear a stupid hunter joke?”
The hunter replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I’m a hunter. And the guy sitting next to me is 6’2′′, 225 pounds, and he’s also a hunter. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?”
The anti-hunter responds, “Hell no, I don’t want to have to explain it twice.”
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At the world-famous Hunters-Are-Not-Stupid Convention, the host of the show begins, “We are all here today to prove to the world that hunters are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” One hunter steps up. The host says to him, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 20 seconds, the hunter blurts out, “Eighteen!”
Obviously, with worldwide press in the audience, the 5,000 attendees are a little disappointed and embarrassed. They then demand that he be given another chance, and start yelling in unison, “One more chance!” The host finally agrees, and this time makes his question easier, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds the hunter meekly asks “Ninety?” The host sighs – everyone is upset and the hunter starts crying. Again, the audience of hunters yells, “One more chance!”
The host, by now afraid of damaging the reputation of hunters, says, “Ok! What is 2 plus 2?” The hunter closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually blurts out, “Four!”
There’s not a dry eye in the house, and the anguish is obvious as they all yell in unison, “One more chance!”