Johnny was in logic class and was asked by his teacher, “Johnny, hunters like to call hunting a “sport,” but what is the difference between sport hunting and other sports?” Without hesitating, Johnny shouted out, “In other sports both teams are aware they are playing.”
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Then, in Biology class, Johnny was asked by his teacher, “Johnny, what has 4 feet, 1 brain, and no heart?” Without any hesitation, Johnny blurted out, “A pair of hunters.”
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Q: What did the hunter do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.
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Three hunters walked into a building – you would have thought at least one of them would have seen it!
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A hunter just got back to town from a whole day of walking around in the woods without finding anything to shoot at. He hadn’t eaten all day. He stopped at the first pizza shop he saw and ordered a “whole pizza witheverything.” The waiter asked him if he wanted it cut into eight slices or twelve. He had to think for a while; finally he de- cided and informed the waiter “You better make it eight slices I could never finish twelve.”