A hunter walks into a bar looking as though he had just crawled out of a swamp. He walks up to a woman and asks, “Want to hear a joke?” She answers, “No thanks, I’m already looking at one.”
A hunter loses his way and is feeling hungry, thirsty and desperate. He starts praying. After some time, he feels his prayers have been answered when he finally bumps into another hunter. “Boy, am I glad to see you! I’ve been lost for hours.”
“That’s nothing,” the other hunter replies. “I’ve been lost for a week!”
Contrary to public opinion, hunters actually do hold patents and copyrights on some major inventions; here are some of them:
• Inflatable dart board
• A dictionary index
• Ejector seat in a helicopter
• Powdered water
• Water-proof tea bag
Q: What did the hunter get on his IQ test?
A: Saliva